Friday, July 31, 2009

Thought Number 24

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Thought Number 23

If you spin an Oriental person in a circle three times, do they become disoriented?

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Thought Number 22

God doesn't believe in atheists.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Thought Number 21

Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Thought Number 20

The length of a moment depends on which side of the bathroom door you're standing on.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Thought Number 19

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms at night? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Thought Number 18

When you worship God, do you bring more attention to yourself or to God?