Blundering Discoveries

Thought Number 63

2010-04-27T07:56:00.000-07:00

How would we know if a word was misspelled in the dictionary?

Thought Number 62

2010-03-01T08:04:00.000-08:00

Why is it you can spill paint and get it on everything, but it always takes two coats when you put it on deliberately?

Thought Number 61

2010-02-26T05:00:00.000-08:00

It's easier to supress the innocent than confront evil.

Thought Number 60

2010-02-25T05:00:00.000-08:00

Why is it that women with beautiful blond hair always die their roots dark?

Thought Number 59

2010-02-24T05:00:00.000-08:00

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Thought Number 58

2010-02-23T05:00:00.000-08:00

Christmas-What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?

Thought Number 57

2010-02-22T05:00:00.000-08:00

Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?

Thought Number 56

2010-02-19T05:00:00.000-08:00

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Thought Number 55

2010-02-18T05:00:00.000-08:00

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

Thought Number 54

2010-02-17T05:00:00.000-08:00

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Thought Number 53

2010-02-16T05:00:00.000-08:00

Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?

Thought Number 52

2010-02-15T05:00:00.000-08:00

Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?

Thought Number 51

2010-02-12T05:00:00.000-08:00

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Thought Number 50

2010-02-11T05:00:00.000-08:00

If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

Thought Number 49

2010-02-10T05:00:00.000-08:00

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Thought Number 48

2010-02-09T05:00:00.000-08:00

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Thought Number 47

2010-02-08T05:00:00.000-08:00

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

Thought Number 46

2010-02-05T05:00:00.000-08:00

Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?

Thought Number 45

2010-02-04T05:00:00.000-08:00

Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?

Thought Number 44

2010-02-03T05:00:00.000-08:00

Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?

Thought Number 43

2010-02-02T05:00:00.000-08:00

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

Happy Ground Hog Day!

Thought Number 42

2010-02-01T05:00:00.000-08:00

Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?

Thought Number 41

2010-01-26T05:00:00.000-08:00

Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?

Thought Number 40

2010-01-25T05:00:00.000-08:00

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?

Thought Number 39

2010-01-24T05:00:00.000-08:00

Why do "tug" boats push their barges?

Thought Number 38

2010-01-23T05:00:00.000-08:00

Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

Thought Number 37

2010-01-22T05:00:00.000-08:00

Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

Thought Number 36

2010-01-19T05:00:00.000-08:00

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

Thought Number 35

2010-01-18T05:00:00.000-08:00

Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

Thought Number 34

2010-01-17T05:00:00.000-08:00

If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

Thought Number 33

2010-01-16T05:00:00.000-08:00

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

Thought Number 32

2010-01-15T07:05:00.001-08:00

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Thought Number 31

2009-08-21T06:00:00.000-07:00

A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

Thought Number 30

2009-08-20T06:00:00.000-07:00

Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

Thought Number 29

2009-08-19T06:00:00.000-07:00

If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.

Thought Number 28

2009-08-18T06:00:00.000-07:00

Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

Thought Number 27

2009-08-17T13:48:00.000-07:00

The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.

Thought Number 26

2009-08-05T06:00:00.000-07:00

While the exterminator is busy killing bugs, God is busy making more.

Thought Number 25

2009-08-03T12:12:00.000-07:00

Hope is desire with expectations.

Thought Number 24

2009-07-31T06:00:00.000-07:00

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Thought Number 23

2009-07-30T06:00:00.000-07:00

If you spin an Oriental person in a circle three times, do they become disoriented?

Thought Number 22

2009-07-28T12:08:00.000-07:00

God doesn't believe in atheists.

Thought Number 21

2009-07-20T08:47:00.000-07:00

Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?

Thought Number 20

2009-07-15T12:54:00.000-07:00

The length of a moment depends on which side of the bathroom door you're standing on.

Thought Number 19

2009-07-13T11:25:00.001-07:00

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms at night? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Thought Number 18

2009-07-01T04:20:00.001-07:00

When you worship God, do you bring more attention to yourself or to God?

Thought Number 17

2009-06-29T11:54:00.001-07:00

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Thought Number 16

2009-06-24T14:22:00.000-07:00

If a fly had no wings, would it be called a walk?

Thought Number 15

2009-06-22T14:52:00.000-07:00

Don't accidentally mistake furniture polish when trying to clean your windshield.

Thought Number Fourteen

2009-06-16T13:49:00.000-07:00

Cold is an absence of heat just as darkness is an absence of light.

Thought Number Thirteen

2009-06-15T11:30:00.000-07:00

We don't see things as they actually are. We see things as we actually are.

Thought Number Twelve

2009-06-12T19:05:00.000-07:00

Call me a redneck if you must, but racecars are cool...!

Thought Number 11

2009-06-05T06:21:00.001-07:00

Every barn can use a new coat of paint.

Thought Number 10

2009-06-04T07:36:00.001-07:00

Are cultural sins worse than Biblical sins?

Thought Number 9

2009-06-03T07:19:00.000-07:00

If every dream is fulfilled, do you have to stop dreaming?

Thought Number 8

2009-06-02T10:30:00.000-07:00

If you are the Christain, make certain you are changing your friends, and that your friends aren't changing you.

Thought Number 7

2009-06-01T05:00:00.000-07:00

During WWII, the Allies stood against the Nazis and restored freedom. If America falls, who will play the part of the Allies and restore freedom?

Thought Number 6

2009-05-29T05:00:00.000-07:00

Speed costs money. How fast do you want to go?

Thought Number 5

2009-05-28T05:00:00.000-07:00

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The dog barks, but the train keeps on rolling.
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Thought Number 4

2009-05-27T05:00:00.000-07:00

When you are telling everyone else to turn off their cell phone, be sure to do it yourself!

Thought Number 3

2009-05-26T08:22:00.000-07:00

Christians are the only sheep that bite.

Thought Number 2

2009-05-25T09:47:00.000-07:00

Don't be all caterpiller and no butterfly~~

Thought Number 1

2009-05-24T08:33:00.001-07:00

This site is strictly dedicated to the random thoughts that burden me until I write them down. Feel free to look and comment. You will find my short stories, poems, and vet bios on my main site, The Blundering Discoverer. Thanks for stopping by!

Thought Number 1
It's easy to share if you have plenty.