Friday, February 19, 2010

Thought Number 56

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Thought Number 55

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Thought Number 54

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Thought Number 53

Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?

Monday, February 15, 2010

Thought Number 52

Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?

Friday, February 12, 2010

Thought Number 51

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Thought Number 50

If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?