Thought Number 63

How would we know if a word was misspelled in the dictionary?

Thought Number 62

Why is it you can spill paint and get it on everything, but it always takes two coats when you put it on deliberately?

Thought Number 61

It's easier to supress the innocent than confront evil.

Thought Number 60

Why is it that women with beautiful blond hair always die their roots dark?

Thought Number 59

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Thought Number 58

Christmas-What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?

Thought Number 57

Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?