Thought Number 41

Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?

Thought Number 40

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?

Thought Number 39

Why do "tug" boats push their barges?

Thought Number 38

Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

Thought Number 37

Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

Thought Number 36

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

Thought Number 35

Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

Thought Number 34

If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

Thought Number 33

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

Thought Number 32

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?