Thought Number 63

How would we know if a word was misspelled in the dictionary?

Thought Number 62

Why is it you can spill paint and get it on everything, but it always takes two coats when you put it on deliberately?

Thought Number 61

It's easier to supress the innocent than confront evil.

Thought Number 60

Why is it that women with beautiful blond hair always die their roots dark?

Thought Number 59

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Thought Number 58

Christmas-What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?

Thought Number 57

Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?

Thought Number 56

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Thought Number 55

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

Thought Number 54

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Thought Number 53

Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?

Thought Number 52

Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?

Thought Number 51

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Thought Number 50

If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

Thought Number 49

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Thought Number 48

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Thought Number 47

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

Thought Number 46

Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?

Thought Number 45

Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?

Thought Number 44

Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?

Thought Number 43

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

Happy Ground Hog Day!

Thought Number 42

Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?

Thought Number 41

Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?

Thought Number 40

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?

Thought Number 39

Why do "tug" boats push their barges?

Thought Number 38

Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

Thought Number 37

Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

Thought Number 36

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

Thought Number 35

Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

Thought Number 34

If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

Thought Number 33

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

Thought Number 32

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?