Thought Number 31

A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

Thought Number 30

Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

Thought Number 29

If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.

Thought Number 28

Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

Thought Number 27

The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.

Thought Number 26

While the exterminator is busy killing bugs, God is busy making more.

Thought Number 25

Hope is desire with expectations.

Thought Number 24

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Thought Number 23

If you spin an Oriental person in a circle three times, do they become disoriented?

Thought Number 22

God doesn't believe in atheists.

Thought Number 21

Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?

Thought Number 20

The length of a moment depends on which side of the bathroom door you're standing on.

Thought Number 19

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms at night? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Thought Number 18

When you worship God, do you bring more attention to yourself or to God?

Thought Number 17

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Thought Number 16

If a fly had no wings, would it be called a walk?

Thought Number 15

Don't accidentally mistake furniture polish when trying to clean your windshield.

Thought Number Fourteen

Cold is an absence of heat just as darkness is an absence of light.

Thought Number Thirteen

We don't see things as they actually are. We see things as we actually are.

Thought Number Twelve

Call me a redneck if you must, but racecars are cool...!

Thought Number 11

Every barn can use a new coat of paint.

Thought Number 10

Are cultural sins worse than Biblical sins?

Thought Number 9

If every dream is fulfilled, do you have to stop dreaming?

Thought Number 8

If you are the Christain, make certain you are changing your friends, and that your friends aren't changing you.

Thought Number 7

During WWII, the Allies stood against the Nazis and restored freedom. If America falls, who will play the part of the Allies and restore freedom?

Thought Number 6

Speed costs money. How fast do you want to go?

Thought Number 5

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The dog barks, but the train keeps on rolling.
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Thought Number 4

When you are telling everyone else to turn off their cell phone, be sure to do it yourself!

Thought Number 3

Christians are the only sheep that bite.

Thought Number 2

Don't be all caterpiller and no butterfly~~

Thought Number 1

This site is strictly dedicated to the random thoughts that burden me until I write them down. Feel free to look and comment. You will find my short stories, poems, and vet bios on my main site, The Blundering Discoverer. Thanks for stopping by!

Thought Number 1
It's easy to share if you have plenty.